Two surgeons and a dermatologist were having lunch in the hospital cafeteria when the first two
doctors began to laugh hysterically. “What’s so funny?” the dermatologist asked, confused.
“Sorry, you wouldn’t understand,” one of the surgeons said.
“It’s an inside joke.”
“What does the word contemplate mean?” a college student asked his English professor.
“Think about it,” the professor answered.
“Ugh!” the student groaned. “Can’t you just tell me?”
After downing half a glass of milk, a woman declared, “I’m an optimist: This glass is half-empty!”
“Looking at the glass as half-empty is a sign of pessimism,” her husband said.
She corrected him: “Not if you don’t like what’s in it.”
hahahahaha!