Walking into a lawyer’s office, a man asked what the barrister’s rates were.
“Fifty dollars for three questions,” the lawyer stated.
“Isn’t that awfully expensive?” the man asked.
“Yes,” the lawyer replied. “What’s your third question?”
A man brought his newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup.
As he finished, the doctor told him, “You have a cute baby.”
Smiling, he said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.”
“No,” the doctor replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”
“So what do you say to the other parents?” the man asked.
“He looks just like you.”
A woman sashays out of her bedroom modeling a lovely garment.
“Look at this!” she says to her husband.
“I’ve had it for 20 years, and it still fits.”
Her husband nods. “It’s a scarf.”
the third joke took me a minute. then i laughed out loud !! 🙂