When I heard about Wuhan, I was petrified
Started stress eating, skipped my shopping, never went outside
But then I stockpiled some Purell and made a mask out of a thong
And I grew strong
And found my health I could prolong
COVID came back
A second wave
When you showed up at my front door it had been weeks since your last shave
You should have stayed outside my house, I should have said you turn me off
If I’d have known for just one second you had fever and a cough
Go on now go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
‘Cause you’re now welcome any more
Weren’t you the one who said I took away your breath
Turns out that COVID
Nearly caused my early death
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh as long as I can mask and glove, I know I’ll stay alive
I’m doing yoga in my house
I’m listening to the CDC
My telemedicine doctor says you should stay away from me, hey hey